tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83434737748608697012012-02-16T07:25:13.254-08:00It's a blog! Astounding.Captainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10253961204080051924noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343473774860869701.post-43228463190389289522009-05-09T20:38:00.000-07:002009-05-09T20:52:37.750-07:00<span style="font-family: courier new;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 0);">Happy Mother's Day, Mother. I got that blog like you told me too, like you asked me several times to start. I can only assume it's your sick plan to subject others to whatever comes out of this little noggin of mine.</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Or instead of showing other mothers pictures of me and talking about how special I am, you'll link them to my blog instead. Adorable, right? <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Now I am not much for the Hall-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Marky</span> antics of saying how neat-o you've been and what have you, but thanks for making me who I am. Thanks for making me nerdy in every way possible. Thanks you for raising me on Sci-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Fi</span> and so on and so forth.<span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"> </span>It it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be who I am today, and I wouldn't be who I would be in the future. You know, a prison guard.<br /><br />Good job.</span></span></span> <input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8343473774860869701-4322846319038928952?l=captainbond.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Captainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10253961204080051924noreply@blogger.com3